Gracie's spring vacation

(Note from Kristin: Gracie can't type, so I offered to help her with this. She was very clear that I should leave the spelling and grammar as originally written. She also wanted to show you a picture of deer poop, but I convinced her to leave well enough alone.)

Dere peeples:

Mama and Daddy went on airplane and I stayed at Grandma's. Penny and I played. I chased deers and eated their poop. I also eated dog biscuits, whipped cream, watermelons, potato chips, and foam from beers. Penny and I killed Booda, my pengwin. His head ript off. Grandpa bought me new pengwin at Menards. Grandpa love Menards.

Booda, before his untimely (but totally expected) death.

Mama call every day but I no talk to her. I lick phone, tho. I rassle with Penny at school every morning. We like to fight. My eye bleeded, but not Penny's fault. I kick my own self in face with back paw when trying to clean ear. Almost better now. Grandma and Grandpa give me bath on driveway. I love driveway bath. Daddy told me he wants to take one, too. I am soft now.

I was sad to leave Grandma's house, but Penny be here in a week. We will rassle and kill toys.

I tired now.

Luv,

Gracie Lou

Comments

[Mom]

Gracie's poor grammar, spelling and punctuation are good examples of what happens when home schooling goes bad--please reconsider sending her to a real school.