Prisoner 256: Jane Doe

Jane Doe is one of the rare females in Gracie's clan of misfit babies. Add to the fact that she is fully intact AND doesn't have any visible scarring - well, clearly she is a favorite of her spastic mistress.

Jane is named after an Alicia Key's song of the same name. It's a favorite of mine, and I just realized that it features Kandi from The Real Housewives of Atlanta. I KNOW.

Little Jane Doe is pretty prim and proper, but she does enjoy the occasional bout of rough-housing. She is most often found on the steps, trying to bring Justin to an early grave. We are always having to tell Gracie that deers don't live on steps, but she really doesn't care.

Look out, Jane! That dog has you by the head!